There are 8 special role players:
a) General Coconut is the leader of the invading mercenaries, and General Jobar is the leader of the local peasant militia. They are to be treated like referees, more than as players. Follow their instructions, and don't shoot them. They have no agenda other than to help their teams win the game.

What we know now of General Coconut is that he is of German descent - parents having emigrated to Uruguay in the early part of April, 1945. He has one other brother, but neither he nor his parents (who are still alive) have seen him since the move. His father's name is Gunther Rommel, and his mother's name is Josephine Falopian (her father discovered the reproductive canals located in a woman's uterus, and named them after himself, the egotistical bastard). He was named after Gunther's great uncle Cocolugala and his mother's brother Juan, who was a nut. He was never formally trained in the art of war, but having lived in that part of the world where revolution, drug wars and virtually anything results in armed insurrection, he was always looking for a little excitement. Having been involved in no fewer than 14 government sponsored armed "actions", and countless other encounters, both for a fee and for free, he is the second best known small action combat leader in the southern hemisphere .

b) Wally Raleigh VI is one of the Mercs, although he is on a personal quest - to find out more about the metal box he had heard about from his grandfather.

His father had been a combination of an aide to the British embassies throughout the empire and an entrepeneur. His mother had died at an early age, so he had been raised by a series of nannies, maids, girlfriends and an assortment of other individuals coming in and out of their household. They had lived in a number of places, but mostly in and around the Mediterranean. Morocco was his favorite place. His grandfather had lived an incredibly exciting life with friends, contacts (and enemies) throughout the civilized world. Wally had been fortunate that his grandfather had lived to a very, very old age, and had actually sat and shared his life stories with the young boy before his death in 1962. Wally is remarkably fit for a man in his 50's, and seeks to model his life after his grandfather. He was once told that he has relatives all over the world, some of whom have been described as very powerful and influential.

c) Known only as the "UPS Guy", he is dedicated to his job and his work to the point of fanaticism. He has an unhealthy fascination with high caliber assault weapons and athletes foot fungus odors. During his younger years, UPS Guy had been a supply sergeant for the US Marines. He knew how to get stuff that others couldn't find, and knew where to get it. Probably the only UPS driver that will deliver to the high mountainous jungles of Central America. He doesn't really care for the cigars, but the heat and high humidity that make the local tobacco varieties thrive also create an incredibly hospitable environment for the spread of athletes foot diseases. UPS Guy became close friends with Jobar after several large deliveries to the remote, distant, dusty and hidden jungle country, and takes sides with the locals when hostilities begin. He has come to know much about the San Managuan people and about their cigars. But does he know too much? Can he be trusted?

d) AJ, the Ancient Jesuit Missionary, is an "independent agent". Born...who knows when, but somewhere in Mexico...he never knew his mother. Raised in a middleclass area of southern Mexico by Mexican bandito whores, the Ancient Jesuit Missionary, called "AJ" by his friends, was home-schooled and self-taught before that term became fashionable. Except for the training in the conservative morals of the Jesuit faith as related to him by the whores, he had learned most of what he knew on the streets. He used to believe that the term "poontang" was an endearing term for mother. When his father died, he inherited his only single possession of significance, a small metal box that his father had inherited from his father. It was so old that "AJ" didn't know where it had come from prior to that. He only recently figured out how to open the damned thing. The contents surprised him, and he had contacted a friend of his who had attended a prestigious university in France to advise him of what to do with it. Rex was close to members of the Vatican after hooking them up with his roommates, during one of their retreats to Mexico years ago.

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