The Great Cornholio
Beavis and Butthead walking to Stewart's house
RANSACKING THE KITCHEN
BEAVIS FINDS THE SUGAR MOTHER LODE
END of first segment. CUT TO MUSIC VIDEO
VAN DRIESSEN'S CLASSROOM
(BEAVIS HAVING A SUPER SUGAR FIT)
Bunnnnnghooooole.... heh heh!!
I AM CORNHOLIO! I need T.P. for my bunghole. heh..heh..yeah ....
heh heh... Hey! Would you like to seeeeee my bunghole?
heh heh heh...
|Van Driessen:||Butthead... where did Beavis go?|
|Butt-Head:||Uhhh... I dunno...|
|Van Driessen:||Is Beavis having some kind of a problem I should know about?|
|Butt-Head:||Uhhhh... he ate like 27 candy bars and then like drank|
a 6-pack of root beer!
|Van Driessen:||Hmmmmm.... that's strange. I just read about a study that|
says sugar isn't supposed to cause hyperactivity.
Heh heh.... heh ... ahhhhhhh.... heh heh heh..yeah!
This'll be cool...
I AM CORNHOLIO!!! Whoa... that was cool heh heh..
I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE!! heh heh
COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN!!
(looks under stalls)
Oh... yeah. Uhhh nevermind.
|Beavis:||Nicaragua.... arriba.... andelay.... I AM CORNHOLIO!!|
I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!
|Spanish Teacher:||Senor Beavis! Donde esta tu hallpass?|
|Beavis:||Are you threatening me? You will give my T.P. .. bungholio!|
|Spanish Teacher:||Beavis... just what in the hell do you think you are doing?|
|Beavis:||DO NOT MAKE MY BUNGHOLE ANGRY! Do you have any oleo?|
|Spanish Teacher:||Get the hell outa my class and go straight to the|
principal's office. NOW!
|Beavis:||Ummmmmmm.... okay. THE PRINCIPAL.... he will give me T.P.!|
heh heh I would hate for my bungholio to get polio...
Where I come from we have no bunghole...
heh heh heh heh
|Spanish Teacher:||"Ahhh, las luces aprendidas, pero nadie en casa....."|
The lights are on, but nobody's home....
|Beavis:||(SINGING TO VIDEO)|
|Butt-Head:||That sucked Beavis!|
|Beavis:||Welllll.... at least I tried. You just sit there on your|
ass and make me do all the work!
|Butt-Head:||Yeah. Hey... check out those hats...|
|Beavis:||Yeah. Those're cool. You can stack one inside the other|
and you can have like all different colors,
you know. Its like you can wear one one day and another the
other day and like put 'em on your head y'know? And they can
like protect you from like harmful rays...
|Butt-Head:||Beavis... you're a damn wierdo!|
|Beavis:||Shut up Butthead. I'm not from here, you know!|
|McVicker:||Uhhhh... look! I don't know what your problem is...|
but I simply cannot have students wandering
the hallways during class, interrupting other classes and giving
prophesies of a great plague .
|Beavis:||Oh... yeah. Sorry 'bout that.|
|McVicker:||Wait! What was that? Did you just say you were sorry?|
|McVicker:||You see! I knew it. You kids have never apologized to me once!|
Maybe this is a new day for you.
Maybe punishment isn't the answer ! I'm gonna let you go.
Ya know... I'm actually proud of you today. Take some candy with
you.... (BEAVIS LEAVES)
|Secretary:||Now, you're going right back to class, right Beavis?|
|Beavis:||Yeah... uhhhhh... no. NO! I must get T.P. for my bunghole!|
pulls shirt over head I am the great Cornholio!!! heh heh .... heh heh
|Secretary:||Do you need a hall pass?|
|Beavis:||Are you threatening me? heh heh... yeah! I need no hallpass. (LEAVES)|
I heed holio for my bunghole! WANDERING THE HALLS, sappy music
I am the great Cornholio! I have no bunghole! BUNGHOLEEEEEOOOOO!
I need T.P. for my bunghole! We are without bungholes!
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